imgurのCEOはぶち切れ

It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.
(もはや日本の利用者とは戦争状態と呼べます。日本は迷惑なアクセスを繰り返す悪の帝国です)
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.
(日本の一部アクセスを規制しており今は快適ですがまた突破されてしまうと死の星のような状態になります)
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy....
(自由で快適なimgur利用を取り返すために今後も我々は日本からのアクセスを警戒します)